What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:48

Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do women change that much more with age?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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